[23-Oct-2016] [Touhou Project] Rutabaga Rutabaga Rutabaga

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Title: Rutabaga Rutabaga Rutabaga
Prompt: 23-Oct-2016 "magic spell"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Marisa, Patchouli
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Rutabaga.

Marisa walked up to Patchouli. "Rutabaga!" said Marisa.

"No thanks," Patchouli said. "I just had tea."

Marisa pushed a spellbook at Patchouli and frantically pointed out a magic spell. "Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga!!" she said desperately.

"...oh, I see," Patchouli said. "You attempted to cast an advanced spell, and it went wrong with bizarre random side-effects. And you can't undo it because one side-effect is saying only 'rutabaga'."

"Rutabaga," Marisa said sadly.

"Don't worry. I'll undo it." Patchouli read from the book and attempted to cast the spell herself.

"...rutabaga?" asked Patchouli.

"RUTABAGA!?" Marisa yelled. "RUTABAGA RUTABAGA RUTABAGA!!"

"Rutabaga," Patchouli agreed.