[16-Oct-2016] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Weenie Roast

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Title: Weenie Roast
Prompt: 16-Oct-2016 "roasting hot dogs"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: The SOS Brigade
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Very mild adult humor.

The SOS Brigade sat in the school cafeteria and examined their lunch-trays.

"I like 'beans and weenies," Mikuru said sadly, "but this barely has any hot dogs at all."

"It's OK." Haruhi gestured to Kyon and Itsuki. "We still have 'weenies'."

Mikuru giggled. "True, that."

"Mediocre cafeteria food is no reason to insult our manhood," Kyon said.

Yuki pointed at him and Itsuki. "Weenies," she declared authoritatively.

"It seems that the ladies' opinion of us is unanimous," Itsuki said to Kyon.

"It's not all bad," Kyon said. "Being called a 'weenie' by Miss Nagato is strangely enjoyable."

"Agreed," Itsuki said.