[12-Oct-2016] [El-Hazard] Wet Between The Ears

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Title: Wet Between The Ears
Prompt: 12-Oct-2016 "did you know"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Afura, Kauru, Shayla
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

A panicking Shayla ran up to Kauru. "Dihydrogen monoxide is falling from the skies!!"

Kauru raised an eyebrow. "Well, yes, but why are you—"

"Did you KNOW about this!?" Shayla shrieked.

"Of course," Kauru said. "I AM the Priestess of..."

Afura walked up and winked at Kauru silently.

"...it's a grave danger," Kauru said solemnly, "but we'll find a way to survive."

Shayla ran away screaming. "EEEEEEEE!! IT'S EVERY WOMAN FOR HERSELF!!"

"Are you going to explain the joke to her?" Kauru asked Afura.

"She'll figure it out," Afura said, "when her flesh fails to melt away from her bones."