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[11-Oct-2016] [Metall/u/rgy] It's The Great Pumpkin, Astatine
Title: It's The Great Pumpkin, Astatine
Prompt: 11-Oct-2016 "carving pumpkins"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Palladium, Astatine
Type: Horror?/humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Just an excuse to quote a classic Peanuts cartoon.
Palladium and Astatine had picked out a pumpkin for Halloween. Astatine had drawn a smiling face on it with a marker.
"OK, that's where we'll carve the face." Palladium picked up a kitchen knife and plunged it into the pumpkin.
Astatine gasped. "Y-y-you didn't t-t-TELL me y-y-you were g-g-going to k-k-KILL it!!" she stammered.
Palladium was watching her knife instead of her girlfriend. "It's OK, sweetie," she said as she cut out a lid. "Just pretend we're cooking it."
And then, Palladium reached into the pumpkin and pulled out a handful of pulpy "brains."
Astatine passed out.
"...oops," said Palladium.
Prompt: 11-Oct-2016 "carving pumpkins"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Palladium, Astatine
Type: Horror?/humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Just an excuse to quote a classic Peanuts cartoon.
Palladium and Astatine had picked out a pumpkin for Halloween. Astatine had drawn a smiling face on it with a marker.
"OK, that's where we'll carve the face." Palladium picked up a kitchen knife and plunged it into the pumpkin.
Astatine gasped. "Y-y-you didn't t-t-TELL me y-y-you were g-g-going to k-k-KILL it!!" she stammered.
Palladium was watching her knife instead of her girlfriend. "It's OK, sweetie," she said as she cut out a lid. "Just pretend we're cooking it."
And then, Palladium reached into the pumpkin and pulled out a handful of pulpy "brains."
Astatine passed out.
"...oops," said Palladium.