[7-Oct-2016] [Rosario + Vampire] Party In Aisle 15

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Title: Party In Aisle 15
Prompt: 7-Oct-2016 "which or witch?"
Based on: Rosario + Vampire
See also: "My favorite aisle at Home Depot."
Characters: Tsukune, Ruby (a R+V drabble without Mizore? Alert the media!)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Exactly what you think... you pervert.
Notes: This Ruby is a mix of anime-Ruby ("a lot of things happened") and manga-Ruby (the masochist).

Tsukune was running errands back in the human world. He entered a hardware store, and was unsurprised to find Ruby working there.

"A 'lot of things happened' again?" Tsukune asked.

"Yes... a lot of things happened," Ruby said predictably. "*ahem* Can I help you?"

"Er, yes, I'm looking for—" Tsukune started to say.

"Some ROPE? Or perhaps some ZIPTIES?" Ruby said while crossing her wrists. "And don't forget the DUCT TAPE."

"Three-In-One household oil, please," Tsukune said.

"Certainly. We also carry a wide variety of LUBRICANTS," Ruby purred. "I'd be DELIGHTED to demonstrate them PERSONALLY."

"RAIN CHECK, PLEASE," Tsukune said.