[5-Oct-2016] [The Princess Bride] Treasured Chest

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Title: Treasured Chest
Prompt: 5-Oct-2016 "the big chest"
Based on: The Princess Bride
Characters: Westley, Buttercup
Type: Humor/romance; 100 words
Warnings: Mild cheesy adult humor.
Notes: This takes place some time after the end of the movie.

Westley and Buttercup were lounging in bed and reading correspondence.

"Listen to this, darling," Buttercup said. "A buried pirate's chest was recently unearthed. It's the largest treasure ever recovered."

"That's good news for the royal treasury, I suppose," Westley said.

"Do I detect some jealousy from the former 'Dread Pirate Roberts'?" a smiling Buttercup asked.

"Not at all." Westley snuggled up to Buttercup's bosom. "This is the only 'chest' I need. The golden heart that beats within it is more valuable than any pirate's treasure."

Buttercup stroked Westley's head. "Well, this 'chest' and this heart are yours alone," she purred.