[26-Sep-2016] [Vocaloid & UTAU] Goodbye Chainsaw

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Title: Goodbye Chainsaw
Prompt: 26-Sep-2016 "Swiss-Army chainsaw"
Based on: Vocaloid & UTAU
See also: "Goodbye Chainsaw" by KurageP.
Characters: IA, Yukari
Type: Horror?/humor; 100 words
Warnings: Possible pending extreme violence.

IA found Yukari watching Youtube videos. "Whatcha watching, Yukarin?... Uh oh."

Yukari turned, revealing a video of a chainsaw sculpture in progress.

"NO, Yukarin!" a dismayed IA said. "Remember what happened the last time we let you have a chainsaw?"

"Aw, c'mon. What's a few dozen utility poles between friends?" Yukari said with a deeply disturbing smile.

"Why don't you take up origami or papier-mache instead?" IA asked hopefully.

"I'll also need a chainsaw," Yukari said darkly, "for when I SNAP and go on a PSYCHOTIC RAMPAGE of DISMEMBERMENT."

"Y-you've p-put t-too m-much th-thought into th-this," a terrified IA stammered.