[25-Sep-2016] [Touhou Project] Hare Brained

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Title: Hare Brained
Prompt: 25-Sep-2016 "sanity check"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Reisen, Kaguya, Eirin
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.

"What's wrong with Reisen?" Kaguya asked Eirin.

"I recently did an experiment on— I mean WITH her," Eirin said sheepishly, "and I'm afraid she's been a little bit 'confused' since then."

"I Am Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I Own A Mansion And A Yacht," Reisen said.

Kaguya's face lit up. "Again!" she said.

"I Am Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I Own A Mansion And A Yacht," Reisen said.

Kaguya childishly clapped her hands in delight. "Again!" she cried.

"I Am Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I Own A Mansion And A Yacht," Reisen said.

"Not helpful, Kaguya," an annoyed Eirin said.