ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-09-24 10:20 pm

[24-Sep-2016] [Fate/stay night] Play By Playbook

Title: Play By Playbook
Prompt: 24-Sep-2016 "Read The F***ing Manual"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

"The next time we encounter Berzerker," Rin said to Shirou, "I'll need you to... wait, are you TAKING NOTES!?"

"Well, yeah," Shirou said. "You can't expect me to memorize everything. Our tactics change for every battle."

"You're not going to have time during a BATTLE TO THE DEATH to CONSULT A NOTEBOOK!!" Rin yelled.

Shirou turned to another page in his notebook. "When Rin yells at you," he read out loud, "nod your head and say 'Yes, Rin'."

And then, Shirou closed his notebook and nodded his head. "Yes, Rin," he said.

DO NOT KILL THE IDIOT, Rin reminded herself.