ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-09-23 11:15 pm

[23-Sep-2016] [Rosario + Vampire] Lollipopped

Title: Lollipopped
Prompt: 23-Sep-2016 "provocative maintenance"
Based on: Rosario + Vampire
Characters: Mizore, Tsukune
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: A sharp pain between the eyes.

"I know that your lollipops help you keep cool," Tsukune asked, "but how do they work, exactly?"

"The more I lick, the cooler I get. Like this..." Mizore proceeded to lick her lollipop for Tsukune in an entirely inappropriate manner.

"Er, Mizore?" said Tsukune. "That's enough—"

"OWWWIE!!" Mizore clutched at her poor head. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow..."

"What's wrong!?" an alarmed Tsukune asked.

"I'm OK," Mizore gasped. "I just cooled myself down way too fast."

"If that thing gave YOU an 'ice cream headache'," Tsukune thought out loud, "you must have licked it down to near ABSOLUTE ZERO."