[22-Sep-2016] [Azumanga Daioh] Keyboarded Up

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Title: Keyboarded Up
Prompt: 22-Sep-2016 "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: Tomo, Yomi, Osaka
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: One of the oldest jokes in the book.

Tomo and Yomi found Osaka sitting at a school computer. "Could y'all help me?" Osaka asked.

"What's the prob, Bob?" asked Tomo.

"It says 'Press Any Key To Continue," Osaka said, "but this keyboard doesn't have an 'Any' key."

Tomo smirked. "That's not— OUCH!!"

"I've got you," Yomi said after stomping on Tomo's foot to cut her off. She unplugged Osaka's keyboard and took it away.

A minute later, she brought it back with a laser-printed "Any" label stuck over its Esc key.

"Thanks, Yomi!" said a relieved Osaka.

"Uh, Yomi?... WHY?" Tomo asked.

"It's easier this way," Yomi said.