ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-09-15 11:00 pm

[15-Sep-2016] [Vocaloid & UTAU] Gender Bender

Title: Gender Bender
Prompt: 15-Sep-2016 "gender bender"
Based on: Vocaloid & UTAU
Characters: Teto, Ruko
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult themes.
Notes: Not intended to offend anyone or advocate anything. Just some random fanon.

"Hey, Ruko?" asked Teto. "Could I ask you a really personal question?"

"My life is an open book to my friends," Ruko said without hesitation.

"Your official gender is 90% male," Teto said, "but you're obviously more feminine than that. I know that you can change your gender because of your dual UTAU voice-banks, so... why are you... whatever you are now?"

"Women have longer life-spans," Ruko said, "but also, I drink lots of coffee, and it's easier for me to pee standing up."

"That's very pragmatic," a thoughtful Teto said.

"Life is short," Ruko said, "and coffee is good."