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[9-Sep-2016] [Fruits Basket] Bricked
Title: Bricked
Prompt: 9-Sep-2016 "defenestration"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Tohru and her friends were preparing to drop an egg and a brick in a shoebox from the upper-story window of their physics class.
"If we want to cushion the egg," Uo suggested, "let's send Kyou outside to 'catch' the bricks."
"Very funny, Yankee," Kyou growled.
"Or we could give the egg and the brick to him," Hana said, "and throw HIM out the window."
"OK, that's enough," Kyou grumbled.
"Or," Yuki added, "we could throw him out the window later anyway."
"If you're trying to make me feel welcome at this school," Kyou said, "you're doing a terrible job."
Prompt: 9-Sep-2016 "defenestration"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Tohru and her friends were preparing to drop an egg and a brick in a shoebox from the upper-story window of their physics class.
"If we want to cushion the egg," Uo suggested, "let's send Kyou outside to 'catch' the bricks."
"Very funny, Yankee," Kyou growled.
"Or we could give the egg and the brick to him," Hana said, "and throw HIM out the window."
"OK, that's enough," Kyou grumbled.
"Or," Yuki added, "we could throw him out the window later anyway."
"If you're trying to make me feel welcome at this school," Kyou said, "you're doing a terrible job."