ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-09-03 10:45 pm

[3-Sep-2016] [Touhou Project] Pickle Picker Pickle

Title: Pickle Picker Pickle
Prompt: 3-Sep-2016 "bad and wrong"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Alice, Reimu, Yukari
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

While having tea with Alice, Reimu opened a jar of pickled vegetables and ate a slice.

As if on cue, Yukari popped up from a gap. "Ooh, sweet pickled veg? Don't mind if I do."

"Yukari, it's extremely rude to take food without asking," Reimu said.

"Aw, but I know you won't mind—" Yukari froze after eating a slice.

"And they're not sweet," Reimu said. "They're extra-super spicy."

A blue-in-the-face Yukari withdrew into her gap and disappeared.

"Reimu, aren't you really bad with spicy food too?" Alice asked.

"Yes," Reimu said shakily, "but the prank on Yukari was worth it."