[24-Aug-2016] [Noir] Backup To Snuff

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Title: Backup To Snuff
Prompt: 24-Aug-2016 "but how could you live, and have no story to tell?"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Kirika, Mireille
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Grim humor.

EDIT: Oops. Kirika said it with a rare smile, not Mireille.

Kirika walked up to Mireille shortly after a successful job— much to Mireille's surprise.

"What are YOU doing here!?" Mireille asked. "You were watching the back entrance!"

Kirika shrugged. "I was bored."

"What about the several dozen heavily armed guards between here and there!?"

"Dead," Kirika said matter-of-factually.

"What about the automated alarm system!?"

"Disarmed."

"Well, what about the fierce guard dog outside the back entrance!?"

"He was so cute," Kirika said with a rare smile. "Can we keep him?"

I was planning to kill her soon, a worried Mireille thought, but I am not sure she CAN be killed.