ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-08-20 10:25 pm

[20-Aug-2016] [Galaxy Angel] Wanted, But Not Really

Title: Wanted, But Not Really
Prompt: 20-Aug-2016 "even if I now saw you only once, I would long for you through worlds, worlds, worlds"
Based on: Galaxy Angel
Characters: Ranpha
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Ranpha walked into a space-station bar and showed the bartender a picture. "Have you seen this man?" she asked.

"No, I'm afraid not," the bartender said. "Why do you ask? Pardon my saying, but you're WAY out of his league."

Ranpha showed her Galaxy Angel ID. "Actually, he's a wanted criminal. I've pursued him across half the galaxy."

"Oh, I see," the bartender said. "He must be extremely dangerous."

"No," Ranpha said sadly, "I'm wasting the best years of my life and my career chasing a small-time embezzler."

The bartender poured Ranpha a drink. "On the house. You need it."