ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-08-19 11:35 pm

[19-Aug-2016] [Touhou Project] Panic In The Clinic

Title: Panic In The Clinic
Prompt: 19-Aug-2016 "We will go no further. Here begins the land of phantoms."
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Eirin, Kaguya
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Eirin was showing an interested patient around the Eientei clinic. "Does the clinic occupy this entire building?" the patient asked.

"No," Eirin said. "There's a private living area down this hallway. But we shouldn't go back there—"

As if on cue, they heard footsteps. "What was THAT!?" the patient gasped. "It sounded like a GHOST!!"

And then, a pale and disheveled Kaguya slowly shuffled into view, her NEET bedhead-hair hanging over her face.

Eirin's patient screamed and passed out.

"There's not much point in running a clinic," an annoyed Eirin said to Kaguya, "if you scare our patients to death."