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[17-Aug-2016] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Neptuned Out
Title: Neptuned Out
Prompt: 17-Aug-2016 "we only remember what never really happened"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Itsuki, Kyon, Yuki, Haruhi mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Itsuki handed copies of the new high-school yearbook to Kyon and Yuki. "Hot off the presses," Itsuki said.
Kyon flipped through the school clubs section. "What did the yearbook staff write about the SOS Brigade?"
"Apparently," said Itsuki, "we spent most of the year on a highly successful expedition to the planet Neptune."
"I wonder if Haruhi told them to write that," Kyon thought out loud, "or if they gave up trying to understand Haruhi, and they made up that story themselves."
"I disliked Neptune," Yuki said matter-of-factly, "but the view from Triton was quite nice."
Kyon and Itsuki sweat-dropped.
Prompt: 17-Aug-2016 "we only remember what never really happened"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Itsuki, Kyon, Yuki, Haruhi mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Itsuki handed copies of the new high-school yearbook to Kyon and Yuki. "Hot off the presses," Itsuki said.
Kyon flipped through the school clubs section. "What did the yearbook staff write about the SOS Brigade?"
"Apparently," said Itsuki, "we spent most of the year on a highly successful expedition to the planet Neptune."
"I wonder if Haruhi told them to write that," Kyon thought out loud, "or if they gave up trying to understand Haruhi, and they made up that story themselves."
"I disliked Neptune," Yuki said matter-of-factly, "but the view from Triton was quite nice."
Kyon and Itsuki sweat-dropped.