[11-Aug-2016] [Tenchi Universe] Safe With Mihoshi

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Title: Safe With Mihoshi
Prompt: 11-Aug-2016 "I answered quickly: 'I'm safe with you, I know'"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo! (Tenchi Universe)
Characters: Mihoshi, Kiyone
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Gratuitous puns.

Kiyone and Mihoshi were working part-time second jobs as bank guards. They accompanied a bank officer into the walk-in vault.

"We've had some armed robberies," the officer said, "but I'm safe with you, I know."

Mihoshi thoughtfully closed the vault door behind her, locking the threesome inside.

"Well, you're in *A* safe with us," Kiyone noted.

"Don't worry," the officer said. "The door unlocks from the inside."

Kiyone tried to open it. "Nope. Mihoshi's jammed it."

"Well, don't panic," the officer said.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" said Mihoshi.

"I let down my guard," the officer said sadly, "and my guard let ME down."