[4-Aug-2016] [Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei] Despair Isn't Literature

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Title: Despair Isn't Literature
Prompt: 4-Aug-2016 "some said twilight required a reckoning"
Based on: Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei
See also: TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE
Characters: Nozomu, Chiri, others mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence and predictable humor.

Nozomu found Chiri beating her head against the wall. "Problem?" Nozomu asked.

"Kafuka wrote a BL story with vampires for Harumi's newest doujinshi," Chiri groaned, "and *I* was foolish enough to READ it. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN."

"It might not be relevant to your feti— I mean, your interests," Nozomu said, "but surely it isn't THAT bad."

"See for yourself." Chiri handed him a copy of the doujinshi, and then resumed beating her head against the blackboard.

Nozomu skimmed through the doujinshi, and then he beat his own head against the wall in perfect sync with Chiri.