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[28-Jul-2016] [El-Hazard] Uniform Schooled
Title: Uniform Schooled
Prompt: 28-Jul-2016 "Liar. Monster. Snappy dresser"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Jinnai, Deva
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief cheesy adult humor.
Jinnai stood up after tea with Queen Deva. He heard ominous tearing sounds from his bottom.
"Uh oh," said Jinnai.
"If your beloved Shinonome High School uniform is wearing out," Deva said, "you need not wear it daily."
"What would you have your military advisor wear?" Jinnai asked.
"You need not wear ANYTHING," Deva said. "Bugrom wear no clothing."
"NO," Jinnai said.
"I could give you the garments I wear now," Deva offered. "Is there any reason you could not wear them?"
Jinnai briefly eyed Deva's literally inhuman beauty. "I can think of at least two 'reasons'," he said nervously.
Prompt: 28-Jul-2016 "Liar. Monster. Snappy dresser"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Jinnai, Deva
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief cheesy adult humor.
Jinnai stood up after tea with Queen Deva. He heard ominous tearing sounds from his bottom.
"Uh oh," said Jinnai.
"If your beloved Shinonome High School uniform is wearing out," Deva said, "you need not wear it daily."
"What would you have your military advisor wear?" Jinnai asked.
"You need not wear ANYTHING," Deva said. "Bugrom wear no clothing."
"NO," Jinnai said.
"I could give you the garments I wear now," Deva offered. "Is there any reason you could not wear them?"
Jinnai briefly eyed Deva's literally inhuman beauty. "I can think of at least two 'reasons'," he said nervously.