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[24-Jul-2016] [Metall/u/rgy] Billboarded Up
Title: Billboarded Up
Prompt: 24-Jul-2016 "faded pictures, bleached by sun"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Aluminum, Scandium
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
A worried Scandium followed Aluminum into her office. "The good news is," Scandium said, "the faded and peeling billboard facing the office was finally replaced."
"And the bad news?..." Aluminum opened her blinds to see a billboard-sized picture of a sexy Gold.
With a pained smile, Aluminum closed her blinds. "Scandium?" she said through clenched teeth.
"Yes?" Scandium squeaked.
"Please get the sexiest-but-still-legal picture of me from my portfolio, and then buy advertising space next to Gold's mansion."
Poor Gold and Silver, Scandium thought. I wish I could have a giant sexy picture of Aluminum next to my apartment instead.
Prompt: 24-Jul-2016 "faded pictures, bleached by sun"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Aluminum, Scandium
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
A worried Scandium followed Aluminum into her office. "The good news is," Scandium said, "the faded and peeling billboard facing the office was finally replaced."
"And the bad news?..." Aluminum opened her blinds to see a billboard-sized picture of a sexy Gold.
With a pained smile, Aluminum closed her blinds. "Scandium?" she said through clenched teeth.
"Yes?" Scandium squeaked.
"Please get the sexiest-but-still-legal picture of me from my portfolio, and then buy advertising space next to Gold's mansion."
Poor Gold and Silver, Scandium thought. I wish I could have a giant sexy picture of Aluminum next to my apartment instead.