[23-Jul-2016] [Tenchi Muyo!] You Can't Get Good Riblets In Space

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Title: You Can't Get Good Riblets In Space
Prompt: 23-Jul-2016 "everything you care about will change"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
See also: "You Can't Get Good Riblets In Space" by Man or Astro-man?
Characters: Ryoko, Tenchi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Ryoko was dragging a reluctanct Tenchi through an alien city. "I'm tellin' ya," Ryoko said, "this place has the best space-beast BBQ in the galaxy!"

"I'm not sure 'best' and 'space-beast BBQ' go together," Tenchi thought out loud.

Ryoko stopped in front of a long closed and boarded-up restaurant. "...aw, MAN," she said sadly. "A girl spends seven hundred years sealed in a cave, and everything changes."

"We could go someplace else to eat," a not-so-secretly relieved Tenchi said.

"What could be as good as space-beast BBQ?" Ryoko asked skeptically.

"Intergalactic House Of Pancakes?" Tenchi suggested.

Ryoko sighed. "Yeah, alright."