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[20-Jul-2016] [Fate/stay night] Fate/stay alert
Title: Fate/stay alert
Prompt: 20-Jul-2016 "trust no one"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou, others mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
As Saber walked with Shirou, she noticed him glancing from side to side and eyeing passers-by with suspicion.
"You have seemed unusually nervous lately, Shirou," a concerned Saber said.
"You'd be nervous too," Shirou said, "if an Irish fisherman impaled you, a supermodel in a goth-punk cocktail dress stabbed you, an albino loli sic'ed her giant on you, and then your ethics teacher beat the snot out of you."
"And yet," Saber noted, "if any of them needed help, you would do anything for them."
"Well," Shirou said modestly, "as long as they stop beating the snot out of me first."
Prompt: 20-Jul-2016 "trust no one"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou, others mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
As Saber walked with Shirou, she noticed him glancing from side to side and eyeing passers-by with suspicion.
"You have seemed unusually nervous lately, Shirou," a concerned Saber said.
"You'd be nervous too," Shirou said, "if an Irish fisherman impaled you, a supermodel in a goth-punk cocktail dress stabbed you, an albino loli sic'ed her giant on you, and then your ethics teacher beat the snot out of you."
"And yet," Saber noted, "if any of them needed help, you would do anything for them."
"Well," Shirou said modestly, "as long as they stop beating the snot out of me first."