[11-Jul-2016] [Genshiken] Sticky Nope

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Title: Sticky Nope
Prompt: 11-Jul-2016 "covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Saki, Sasahara, Tanaka and others mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: EWW.

Sasahara walked into the club-room, and found Saki standing by the window. "Why don't you sit down?" a friendly Sasahara said.

"Feel the table and the chair seats," Saki said.

Sasahara touched them, and found them to be so tacky that he had trouble peeling his fingers away.

"It's probably just some spilled model glue," Sasahara said, "from when Tanaka and the others were working on their models."

Saki raised an eyebrow. "'Probably', Sasahara?"

"...probably," Sasahara said nervously.

"We're taking all of the furniture outside and POWER-WASHING it," Saki said, "and then I'M taking a VERY LONG VERY HOT SHOWER!!"