[July 11] [Gravity Falls] Sick Fighting Skills

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Title: Sick Fighting Skills
Day/Theme: July 11 - Covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids.
Source: Gravity Falls
Character/Pairing: Stan and Ford Pines
Rating: G
Notes: Post-canon; warning for vomit mention

“C’mon, who else wants a piece of this?!” yelled Stan. “I’ll fight everyone in this bar!”

“Stan, it’s okay!” cried Ford. “Nobody wants to fight you here.”

Stan took a good look around. He and Ford were already on their way back to the boat. “Whoah, must’ve blacked out. So, did I win?”

“Kinda!” said Ford. “You threw up on the other guy, which disgusted him so much he quit.”

“Ha!” said Stan. “These old bones still got it!” Suddenly, he started retching. “Ooohh, think I’m about to have an encore, though.”

“Hang on, I’ll go find a trash can.”