[9-Jul-2016] [RWBY] Cucumblebee

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Title: Cucumblebee
Prompt: 9-Jul-2016 "all ideas are good ideas"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: RWBY
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Extreme violence and cruel humor.
Notes: Not a good idea, Yang.

Ruby and Yang spotted Blake in a mostly-empty cafeteria. Yang held up a cucumber and winked at Ruby.

"No, Yang!" said Ruby in dismay.

"YES Yang!" said Yang.

Yang walked up to Blake, placed the cucumber beside Blake, and then cleared her throat.

Blake turned in her seat and saw the cucumber.

Yang suddenly realized that she should not have been standing between Blake and the exit.

—

"...and that's what happened," Ruby said to Weiss.

"How's Yang doing?" Weiss asked.

"She should be released from the hospital in a few days."

"And Blake?"

"Her new therapist says she's making progress."