[July 5] [Gravity Falls] How's Stanley?

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Title: How's Stanley?
Day/Theme: July 5 - No puppet strings can hold me down.
Source: Gravity Falls
Character/Pairing: Fiddleford McGuckett and Bill Cipher (in Stanford Pines's body)
Rating: G
Notes: Pre-canon. Warning for mild themes of self-harm.

Stanford slammed the bathroom door against his hand, hard. He giggled. “Heheh, that stung!”

“Are you okay, boss?” asked Fiddleford, just outside Stanford’s room.

“Nope!” said Stanford. He slammed the door against his hand again.

Fiddleford entered the room. “C’mon, man, this can’t be good for you. Let’s get you cleaned up.”

“No!” screamed Stanford. He punched Fiddleford in the face.

“Ow!” shouted Fiddleford. “The heck was that for?”

“Don’t interrupt me when I’m in the zone, Fidds!” He smashed his face into the bathroom mirror. “How’s Stanley? How’s Stanley? Ahahahaha!”

“You know what, I’m calling the cops,” said Fiddleford.