[5-Jul-2016] [Touhou Project] Punchline

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Title: Punchline
Prompt: 5-Jul-2016 "no puppet strings can hold me down"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Alice, Marisa
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Somewhat cruel slapstick violence and brief adult humor.
Notes: This is a parody of an old RWBY fan comic.

Marisa and Alice were having a friendly spar in a clearing in the Forest of Magic.

Marisa charged, dodging Alice's dolls. "You're going DOWN, Alice!" she shouted.

"Not quite yet, I'm not!" Alice cast a puppet spell. Marisa felt it ensnare her wrist.

"Ya gotta do better than that!" Marisa said. "No puppet strings can hold me down!"

But then, Marisa involuntarily made a fist. "Uh oh," she said. "OW! OW! OW!..."

"Why are you hitting yourself, Marisa?" said Alice. "WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF!? HA HA HA!!"

"OW! UNCLE! OW! I GIVE!" Marisa cried. "OW!! WHAT'S THE SAFEWORD!? OW!!"