[4-Jul-2016] [Fate/stay night] Death To The Battle To The Death

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Title: Death To The Battle To The Death
Prompt: 4-Jul-2016 "when there’s no cops around, anything’s legal"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

"What are you worried about now?" Rin asked Shirou. "Not that I really want to know."

"The Holy Grail War is a battle to the death, right?" Shirou asked.

"Unless a Master seeks sanctuary, yes," Rin said.

"What happens if the police get involved?" Shirou asked. "They're already investigating Rider's attacks at school."

"The Holy Grail War is a WAR," Rin said. "Generally speaking, WARS are BEYOND DOMESTIC LAW ENFORCEMENT!!"

"But, Rin—" Shirou started to say.

"If I'm arrested and put on trial for murder," Rin yelled, "you can come to my trial and tell me 'I TOLD YOU SO!!'"