ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-06-11 09:00 pm

[11-Jun-2016] [Metall/u/rgy] Weeded Out

Title: Weeded Out
Prompt: 11-Jun-2016 "and then I fell asleep in a strange field"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Oxygen, Potassium
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Silly gratuitous nudity.

Oxygen had parked her camper-van, walked some distance to a spring, and enjoyed a lengthy skinny-dip.

As the sun was setting, she finally got out and looked around. Where did I leave my clothes? she thought.

No worries. I'll leave them and go back to the camper... Where did I leave the CAMPER?

No worries. It's a warm night. I'll just sleep at the edge of that vegetable patch.



Early the next morning, Potassium set out to weed the patch, but froze in surprise.

That's the strangest weed I've ever seen, Potassium thought. It looks just like a naked hippie.