[30-May-2016] [Metall/u/rgy] HOLY S*** IT'S BISMUTH

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Title: HOLY SHIT IT'S BISMUTH
Prompt: 30-May-2016 "I am a lover of all her forms / of she who flirts with light and shadow"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Gold, Silver, Bismuth
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None, besides the expletive in the title.
Notes: Title and inspiration taken from this image macro.

Silver was visiting Gold in her dressing room when an intense woman with multi-colored hair suddenly appeared.

"BIS-muth DAH-ling!" Gold cried.

"GOL-dee DAH-ling!" Bismuth cried.

They air-kissed each others' cheeks loudly. "*MWAH*! *MWAH*!"

"Have you met SIL-vah?" Gold asked.

Bismuth suddenly grabbed Silver's face. "Oh DAH-ling! DO use more concealer! And perhaps a coral blush?"

"Uh..." Silver said nervously.

Bismuth pushed a business card at Silver. "Facial and make-over, at Vanadium's salon, nine AM tomorrow."

"But..." Silver said weakly.

"MUST dash," Bismuth declared. "Tah TAH, dah-lings."

"Your stylist?" Silver asked after Bismuth left.

"Yes," Gold said, "and apparently, yours too."