31_days | [29-May-2016] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Sealed With A Kiss

Title: Sealed With A Kiss
Prompt: 29-May-2016 "still my lips and his lips get woven together"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, Itsuki, Haruhi
Type: Humor/romance?; 100 words
Warnings: None.

"Kyon?" asked Itsuki. "Did you resolve the latest 'incident' with Haruhi by kissing her again?"

"Well, yes," an annoyed and embarrassed Kyon said. "But only because it's worked before."

"The Agency appreciates your, er, hard work," Itsuki said, "but we must warn you against relying on that tactic too often."

"Why?" asked Kyon.

Haruhi suddenly ran up to Kyon. Ignoring Itsuki, she grabbed Kyon's head with both hands and gave him a passionate kiss.

"Because this might happen," Itsuki said cheerfully.

"MMM!!" Kyon said frantically. "MMM MMM MMM!! MMM MMM!! MMM MMM MMM!!"

"I couldn't understand that," Itsuki said unnecessarily.