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[23-May-2016] [Fruits Basket] Habitat For Inhumanity
Title: Habitat For Inhumanity
Prompt: 23-May-2016 "I'm living here in pieces / somewhere you're living in pieces, too"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Tohru, Shigure
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Tohru found Shigure making out a personal check and stuffing it and a remittance into an envelope. "What's that?" Tohru asked.
"It's a donation to one of my favorite charities," Shigure said with unusual modesty. "It's been some time since I gave to them."
"That's wonderful," Tohru said sweetly. "May I ask what the charity is for?"
Shigure read the charity's mission statement. "Rebuilding Homes For Families With Extremely Violent Teenagers Who Constantly Bicker About Nothing In Particular, Causing Major Structural Damage While They're At It."
"That is oddly specific," Tohru thought out loud, "and yet, it's also strangely familiar."
Prompt: 23-May-2016 "I'm living here in pieces / somewhere you're living in pieces, too"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Tohru, Shigure
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Tohru found Shigure making out a personal check and stuffing it and a remittance into an envelope. "What's that?" Tohru asked.
"It's a donation to one of my favorite charities," Shigure said with unusual modesty. "It's been some time since I gave to them."
"That's wonderful," Tohru said sweetly. "May I ask what the charity is for?"
Shigure read the charity's mission statement. "Rebuilding Homes For Families With Extremely Violent Teenagers Who Constantly Bicker About Nothing In Particular, Causing Major Structural Damage While They're At It."
"That is oddly specific," Tohru thought out loud, "and yet, it's also strangely familiar."