ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-05-12 08:55 pm

[12-May-2016] [Doctor Who] Off Heartbeat

Title: Off Heartbeat
Prompts: 12-May-2016 "I echo in your heart" and dw100 #602 "jump"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: The Eleventh Doctor
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Eleventh Doctor had gone to another doctor for a physical. Like most doctors, human or alien, the Doctor's doctor was unfamiliar with dual cardiovascular systems.

The Doctor's doctor held a stethoscope over the Doctor's chest, heard the Doctor's apparent double heartbeat, and paused in surprise. "Problem?" an amused Doctor asked.

"Your heartbeat," the Doctor's doctor said. "It has an echo."

The Doctor pulled a face. "From all the conclusions to which you could jump," he said incredulously, "you jump to THAT conclusion!?"

"You're awfully smug," the Doctor's doctor said, "for someone with a great echoing space in his body."