[9-May-2016] [Fate/stay night] Bed Bug Bitten

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Title: Bed Bug Bitten
Prompt: 9-May-2016 "the memory of you emerges from the night around me"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Psychological gross-out humor.

"Good night," Saber said to Shirou from the open door of his room. "'Don't let the bed bugs bite.'"

Shirou smiled as he slid into his futon. "Did you have bed bugs in Britannia?"

"Yes," Saber said uncomfortably, "but we hardly noticed them amongst the lice, ticks, and fleas."

Shirou grimaced. "I'm sorry I asked."

"Don't worry, Shirou. You and Sakura keep this house clean," Saber noted. "Well, good night."

After Saber closed his door, Shirou tried to relax. But then, he involuntarily scratched himself.

Aw, nuts, Shirou thought to himself. My imagination is gonna 'bug' me all night long.