ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-05-08 09:25 pm

[8-May-2016] [Noir] The Big Sleep

Title: The Big Sleep
Prompt: 8-May-2016 "I am incomplete and you're only half alive"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Mireille, Kirika
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence.

Kirika sprawled in her unmade bed, soundly sleeping and dead to the world. Mireille walked up and stood over her.

"Wake up!" Mireille said loudly. "We have to buy groceries this morning!" Kirika didn't respond.

Mireille dumped a small pitcher of ice water over Kirika's face. Kirika still showed no signs of life.

And then, Mireille grabbed Kirika by an ankle and yanked her out of bed. Her body fell to the floor like a rag doll.

Oh dear, Mireille thought to herself. I thought she survived the hit job that we did last night. But now, I'm not sure.