ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-05-05 09:35 pm

[5-May-2016] [Touhou Project] Bullied Frog

Title: Bullied Frog
Prompt: 5-May-2016 "frog in a well, knowing nothing of the sea"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Suwako, Kanako, Yukari, Eirin
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cruel slapstick violence.

Yukari and Eirin were visiting with Kanako at the Moriya shrine. Suwako slowly stumbled past them with her arms outstretched.

"I wonder what's wrong with her?" a worried Kanako whispered.

"I sneaked up behind her and pulled her hat down over her eyes," Yukari said impishly.

The elders watched Suwako wander across the yard, trip over a wishing-well wall, and fall head-first into the well with a shriek.

"If I didn't know she was a powerful god," Yukari said, "I'd feel like a terrible person."

"Don't worry," Eirin said. "You're still a terrible person, and you should still feel bad."