[2-May-2016] [El-Hazard] Pilot Light Blow Out

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Title: Pilot Light Blow Out
Prompt: 2-May-2016 "it can be a mere nothing that gives us a glimpse of light"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Makoto, Nanami, (spoiler mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Makoto was installing a custom-built natural-gas oven in the Shinonome Diner kitchen for Nanami.

"I still can't believe that you were able to build this without parts from Earth," an impressed Nanami said.

"I just used some leftover ancient technology from my studies of the Eye of God," Makoto said modestly.

"The Eye of God?" Nanami repeated. "Makoto? What are the chances that this oven will explode?"

"Non-zero," Makoto admitted.

"I can't have something this dangerous in a public restaurant!" Nanami cried.

"You let Shayla eat here," Makoto said, "and she causes explosions constantly."

"You got me there," Nanami agreed.