[24-Apr-2016] [Kill la Kill] Tea Time Out

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Title: Tea Time Out
Prompt: 24-Apr-2016 "explosion"
Based on: Kill la Kill
Characters: Satsuki, Ryuko, Aikuro
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Nearby explosions and inappropriate acupuncture.
Notes: Honestly! Whenever anything explodes, it's always "Blame Ryuko"!

Satsuki was enjoying a cup of tea when a nearby explosion shook her private quarters. A flake of plaster broke away and plopped in her tea.

Satsuki raised an eyebrow in annoyance.

Cities had fallen for lesser annoyances.

—

Aikuro sneaked up behind Ryuko and paralyzed her with an acupuncture needle.

"Hey!! What's the big idea!?" Ryuko yelled.

"You're to be restrained at tea-times," Aikuro said, "so that Satsuki can take her tea undisturbed."

"WHAT!?" Ryuko snarled. "THAT DIRTY LOUSY ROTTEN STINKIN'!!—"

Aikuro silenced her with another needle. "Patience," he whispered. "You'll confront her soon enough."

"..." said a furious Ryuko.