[22-Apr-2016] [Fate/stay night] She Maid Him Clean

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Title: She Maid Him Clean
Prompt: 22-Apr-2016 "cleaning up the mess"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Archer, Rin
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Somewhat disturbing imagery.
Notes: This is an out-take from the first episode of the first anime series.

"So," Rin said to Archer, "are you going to help me clean up the mess you made of this room when you answered my summoning?"

"If I must," Archer said casually.

"But before we start..." Rin opened a closet and pulled out a French maid uniform on a hanger.

"You have GOT to be JOKING," Archer said.

"Nope," Rin said with a somewhat disturbing smile.

"I hope you realize," Archer said, "that I'll barely fit in a maid uniform that appears to be in Saber's size."

"You say that as if it were a bad thing," a drooling Rin said.