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[19-Apr-2016] [Metall/u/rgy] Bringing The Bling
Title: Bringing The Bling
Prompt: 19-Apr-2016 "onomatopoeia"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Gold / Silver
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
EDIT: Replaced the human names per request/suggestion to follow Metall/u/rgy convention.
Silver was reviewing some investments and trades in her study when she heard the familiar jangle of jewelry. Uh oh, she thought. Distraction is imminent.
Gold sashayed through the open doorway, wearing a relatively modest yet extremely tight dress and enough gold jewelry to fill a pawn shop counter. "Hello dah-ling," she lilted. "My fashion shoot ended early... are you not surprised to see me?"
"I could hear your bling 'blinging' from the other side of the house," Silver said. "Honestly, between that tight dress and the weight of all that jewelry, I'm surprised that you can even move."
Gold slithered up to Silver and draped herself all over her partner. "If my dress and jewelry concern you, dah-ling," she purred, "then you should take them off me as quickly as possible."
Silver sighed. "Goldie, please. I still need to get all this work done today."
Gold stood up, but then she casually brushed the papers from Silver's desk, and then she reclined on the desk in front of Silver. "What could be more important than the 'golden opportunity' that lies before you now?" Gold asked seductively.
I'm not getting any more work done today, Silver thought to herself sadly.
Prompt: 19-Apr-2016 "onomatopoeia"
Based on: Metall/u/rgy
Characters: Gold / Silver
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
EDIT: Replaced the human names per request/suggestion to follow Metall/u/rgy convention.
Silver was reviewing some investments and trades in her study when she heard the familiar jangle of jewelry. Uh oh, she thought. Distraction is imminent.
Gold sashayed through the open doorway, wearing a relatively modest yet extremely tight dress and enough gold jewelry to fill a pawn shop counter. "Hello dah-ling," she lilted. "My fashion shoot ended early... are you not surprised to see me?"
"I could hear your bling 'blinging' from the other side of the house," Silver said. "Honestly, between that tight dress and the weight of all that jewelry, I'm surprised that you can even move."
Gold slithered up to Silver and draped herself all over her partner. "If my dress and jewelry concern you, dah-ling," she purred, "then you should take them off me as quickly as possible."
Silver sighed. "Goldie, please. I still need to get all this work done today."
Gold stood up, but then she casually brushed the papers from Silver's desk, and then she reclined on the desk in front of Silver. "What could be more important than the 'golden opportunity' that lies before you now?" Gold asked seductively.
I'm not getting any more work done today, Silver thought to herself sadly.