[17-Apr-2016] [Fruits Basket] Practice Makes Pervert

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Title: Practice Makes Pervert
Prompt: 17-Apr-2016 "practice, practice, practice"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Shigure, Tohru, Yuki, Kyou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Very mild adult humor.

"So, Tohru," said Shigure. "Would you like to have a copy of my latest novel?"

Tohru glanced at Yuki, who silently shook his head. "Um, I think I'll pass," she said nervously.

"Don't push that stuff on her," Kyou growled. "How did you become such a pervert, anyway?"

"It took many long years of training, study, and practice," Shigure said dramatically, "to become the pervert I am today."

"That's NOT something you should be proud of!!" Kyou yelled.

"Goodness," Tohru said. "I had no idea it was so much work—"

"That's NOT something you should be impressed by!!" Kyou yelled.