[15-Apr-2016] [Hand Maid May] Degrading Upgrading

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Title: Degrading Upgrading
Prompt: 15-Apr-2016 "to change your mind"
Based on: Hand Maid May
Characters: Sara, May, Kazuya
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence and degrading humor.

Sara knocked at Kazuya's apartment door, holding a small package. "I have a processor upgrade for May," she said.

Kazuya watched as May walked up. "Can you upgrade May's hardware without any tools?" Kazuya asked.

"It's easy, now that she has a full-sized chassis," Sara said. "Ready, hon?"

"Yes," May said, as she held her long hair to one side.

Sara delivered a fierce dope-slap to the side of May's head. A processor circuit popped out from behind May's ear.

Kazuya sweat-dropped. "Uh... are you alright, May?"

"DUHHHHHHH," said a processorless May.

"I'll take that as a 'no'," Kazuya said.