[14-Apr-2016] [Vocaloid+UTAU] No Chance Seconded

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Title: No Chance Seconded
Prompt: 14-Apr-2016 "to take a chance"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: Ruko, Lily, others
Type: Humor; 200 words (100+100)
Warnings: A personal favorite crack pairing.

Teto was spending another evening with Ruko at the coffeehouse. She happened to notice Ruko glancing at Lily, who was sitting at a table with Gumi.

"Are you interested in Lily?" Teto asked Ruko quietly.

The usually unflappable Ruko blushed and fidgeted. "Well, um..."

"There's nothing wrong with that," Teto said kindly. "She's really nice, and she's single. Take a chance and ask her for a date."

"Oh no," Ruko said. "Lily is a talented Vocaloid, a world-famous performer, and the sexiest person I've ever seen. There's no chance that she'd be interested in an eccentric coffeehouse UTAU like me."

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Gumi was spending an evening with Lily at Ruko's coffeehouse. She happened to notice Lily glancing at Ruko, who was standing at a counter with Teto.

"Are you interested in Ruko?" Gumi asked Lily quietly.

The usually shameless Lily blushed and fidgeted. "Well, um..."

"There's nothing wrong with that," Gumi said kindly. "She's really nice, and she's single. Take a chance and ask her for a date."

"Oh no," Lily said. "Ruko is a talented UTAU, a respected business-owner, and a responsible member of the community. There's no chance that she'd be interested in a perverted party-girl Vocaloid like me."