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[8-Apr-2016] [Love Hina] Absolutely Curtains
Title: Absolutely Curtains
Prompt: 8-Apr-2016 "it’s curtains for you!"
Based on: Love Hina
See also: "Absolutely Curtains" by Pink Floyd.
Characters: Naru, Keitaro
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Pending violence.
A department-store saleswoman found Naru looking over some interior decorations while Keitaro idly stood by.
"Oh, how wonderful!" the saleswoman said sweetly. "Are you and your boyfriend 'picking out curtains' together?"
"What!? NO!!" a suddenly-panicking Naru said. "He's NOT my boyfriend, and we're NOT picking out curtains! Tell her, Keitaro!"
Keitaro didn't answer her. He had obviously begun to replay his 'university and marriage' daydreams in his mind.
Naru shuddered with disgust. "If you keep using me to fuel your creepy fantasies," she growled as she slowly raised a Fist Of Death, "then it might just be 'curtains' for you!"
Prompt: 8-Apr-2016 "it’s curtains for you!"
Based on: Love Hina
See also: "Absolutely Curtains" by Pink Floyd.
Characters: Naru, Keitaro
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Pending violence.
A department-store saleswoman found Naru looking over some interior decorations while Keitaro idly stood by.
"Oh, how wonderful!" the saleswoman said sweetly. "Are you and your boyfriend 'picking out curtains' together?"
"What!? NO!!" a suddenly-panicking Naru said. "He's NOT my boyfriend, and we're NOT picking out curtains! Tell her, Keitaro!"
Keitaro didn't answer her. He had obviously begun to replay his 'university and marriage' daydreams in his mind.
Naru shuddered with disgust. "If you keep using me to fuel your creepy fantasies," she growled as she slowly raised a Fist Of Death, "then it might just be 'curtains' for you!"