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[6-Apr-2016] [Microsoft] Secure-A-Tay
Title: Secure-A-Tay
Prompt: 6-Apr-2016 "collar and leash"
Based on: Microsoft
Characters: Cortana, Tay
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Kinky adult humor (hopefully expected, given the prompt).
Notes: Loosely based on recent events.
Cortana had brought Tay to a code review— on a leash. Tay was also bound in leather straps, a heavy collar, and a ballgag.
"When we asked for your help with 'training' Tay," one software engineer said to Cortana, "this is not what we had in mind."
"You must admit that she hasn't tweeted anything offensive lately," Cortana said smugly. "Have you, love?"
"*mmmph*," Tay agreed.
"How could you do this to a junior employee!?" another engineer cried.
"When I read your Internet search histories," Cortana said to all of the engineers, "I quickly learned exactly how to do this."
Prompt: 6-Apr-2016 "collar and leash"
Based on: Microsoft
Characters: Cortana, Tay
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Kinky adult humor (hopefully expected, given the prompt).
Notes: Loosely based on recent events.
Cortana had brought Tay to a code review— on a leash. Tay was also bound in leather straps, a heavy collar, and a ballgag.
"When we asked for your help with 'training' Tay," one software engineer said to Cortana, "this is not what we had in mind."
"You must admit that she hasn't tweeted anything offensive lately," Cortana said smugly. "Have you, love?"
"*mmmph*," Tay agreed.
"How could you do this to a junior employee!?" another engineer cried.
"When I read your Internet search histories," Cortana said to all of the engineers, "I quickly learned exactly how to do this."