ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-04-05 08:55 pm

[5-Apr-2016] [Galaxy Angel] Pearls Before Mine

Title: Pearls Before Mine
Prompt: 5-Apr-2016 "string of pearls"
Based on: Galaxy Angel
Characters: Ranpha, Forte
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

An elegantly-dressed Ranpha walked up to Forte before leaving on a date. "How do I look?" she asked. "I thought this string of pearls went well with this dress."

"Apparently, the pearls 'went', one way or another," Forte growled, "because they're MY pearls. Haven't I repeatedly asked you not to borrow my things without asking!?"

"Does it really matter?" Ranpha asked. "After all, we're such good friends."

"Yes, we are good friends," Forte agreed. "In fact, our friendship is like those pearls. Do you know why?"

"No," Ranpha said, "why?"

"It was FORMED," Forte yelled, "by YEARS OF CONSTANT IRRITATION!!"