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[2-Apr-2016] [Fate/stay night] Sword Catalog
Title: Sword Catalog
Prompt: 2-Apr-2016 "sword and sorcery"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Gilgamesh, Lancer
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Lancer found Gilgamesh working at a computer terminal and printer, typing serial numbers and printing bar-code stickers.
"I never thought I'd see the King Of Heroes reduced to a warehouse shelf stocker," Lancer said smugly.
Gilgamesh returned his taunt. "I've taught myself the 'magic' of modern technology to catalog my collection of swords. A fool like you, with a STICK as his one and only weapon, wouldn't understand."
"DUDE!!" said Lancer. "You have TOO MANY SWORDS!!"
Gilgamesh was thoughtful. "'Too many swords'... I know what those words mean separately, but when you use them together, I can't understand them."
Prompt: 2-Apr-2016 "sword and sorcery"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Gilgamesh, Lancer
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Lancer found Gilgamesh working at a computer terminal and printer, typing serial numbers and printing bar-code stickers.
"I never thought I'd see the King Of Heroes reduced to a warehouse shelf stocker," Lancer said smugly.
Gilgamesh returned his taunt. "I've taught myself the 'magic' of modern technology to catalog my collection of swords. A fool like you, with a STICK as his one and only weapon, wouldn't understand."
"DUDE!!" said Lancer. "You have TOO MANY SWORDS!!"
Gilgamesh was thoughtful. "'Too many swords'... I know what those words mean separately, but when you use them together, I can't understand them."