[1-Apr-2016] [RWBY] Neptune Nope

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Title: Neptune Nope
Prompt: 1-Apr-2016 "no friend of mine"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Sun, Neptune (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

An outgoing female faunus and her shy human friend were making conversation with Sun.

"You're friends with Neptune, right?" the faunus-girl asked. "My bestie is crazy for him. Wanna go on a double date?"

"Awesome," Sun said. "Where would you like to go?"

"Dancing?" the faunus-girl asked.

Sun frowned. "Sorry, but Neptune can't dance."

"Oh," the faunus-girl said. "How about the beach?"

"Neptune can't swim either," Sun said sheepishly.

"Maybe this wasn't a good idea," the faunus-girl said to her friend.

"Did I say I was friends with Neptune?" Sun said. "I meant to say, I've never met the guy!"